October 2009
82 posts
So I'm a dumbass.
courtneynicole18:
I just swallowed a Button. :(
This is why no one will EVER love you.
Avada Kedavra
Dear courtneynicole18
If you are NOT asking a question ,Question Marks ( These things “?”) are NOT needed so PLEASE refrain from using them.
Thank you.
mliaverage:
Today, the entire world thought that I was trapped in a balloon when I was just playing in my fort in the attic. MLIA.
(via kapi)
WE AT DA HO-TEL MO-TEL
stereolights:
HOLIDAY INN~
mliaverage:
Today, I was joking around with my male friend. He told me that I, a female, make him doubt his sexuality. After spending several seconds thoroughly offended, I remembered that he’s gay. Best compliment ever. MLIA.
I love men in Vests.
Any kind of vest really, but sweater vests are the best.
Whenever I see a fur coat I think of Narnia.
That can not be Normal.
It’s Funny how I thought I was done doing homework forever but now I have more then I did in 12 years of public school.
College is Stupid.
I Love bundybundybundy
bundybundybundy:
whoreface:
Next time I get a cut I’m going to name it Megan.
why don’t you make the process quicker and just cut yourself.
awwww that was meaaan I love you felicia
FINE. Maybe I will. Let me go into my Kitchen and get my best ” Megan doesn’t love me” Knife and just cut away. I’ll name all the lovely scabs I get Megan McJERK.
I Love bundybundybundy
Next time I get a cut I’m going to name it Megan.
I'm taking French
backlessblackdress:
Asshole
me too.