Today in Are You Fucking Kidding Me: pens for LADIES. Normal pens are too rough and plain for our delicate lady-hands, clearly.
Also, “EASY GLIDE: Feel the Smoothness” sounds like it belongs on lube, not writing utensils. I’m not sticking it in my vagina, Bic, I’m WRITING WITH IT.
gee I don’t know how I could ever lift any other pens they’re just so heavy.
Writing is really hard and boring; I’m glad I can buy these girly pens to make it worthwhile.
But the ink isn’t even pink, what the fuck.
Fantastic! Writing in lipstick and menstrual blood was wearing thin. (The look on the examiner’s face was barely even worth it.)
LADY PENS.
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I actually said something to the cashier at Walgreen’s (which is clearly where this was taken, I can tell by the price...
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HOW DARE YOU ASSUME I WANT IT EASY AND SMOOTH I MIGHT LIKE IT ROUGH WHAT NOW, BIC. WHAT. NOW.
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Maybe it vibrates…
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my hands are used to human pens, thank you very much plus, nowadays, we type more than we write!
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I think the idea of these pens is that they are just more ergonomic for a female’s hand. They make guitars for women....
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